Angel Parr

That sounds like a good plan. Not meeting your expectations is a sure way to degrade or ruin a party.

Thanks for your responses, y’all.

No the ladies cannot leave the Ranch for any parties or tours. AFAIK you have to look over each lady’s bio separately. If you know when you will be at the Ranch you can look at the ladies coming soon pages and see which ones overlap.

And we love you! Thanks for your thoughtful post and appreciation of our profession!

Everything is negotiable love! My only suggestion is if you know you are on a budget don’t expect a high roller package 🙂 Come talk to use we’ll get ya laid 🙂

Send me an email Lyndon, or other girls you are interested an see if you click. You don’t know who you feel comfortable with talking too till you dip that toe in the water 🙂

We do have private Jacuzzi tubs that is like a bath tub and jets which is the only tub that gets emptied, cleaned, and sanitized after each use so it would be your only option. Although I do not recommend condoms and play under water so it would have to be at the discrepancy of the lady! It is a fun activity but one you must think clean when…[Read more]

You are more than welcome Alissa. You may not remember me, but we partied about September of last year, I believe. I was not using the Hoochie Coochie Man label then. We emailed in advance, made an appointment to meet in the bar, had an all-nighter in a bungalow. I am from Texas, if that helps your memory. Anyway, it was a great party! I…[Read more]

So Im def on the naughty list this year… Came in late to work! But good news is you can catch me here a little bit longer! I will be available the 12-18th, send me an email pretty please 🙂

Thanks hoochie coochie Man!!

Without being facious, bring a doctor’s note? firefighter probably would have the best advice short of any of the ladies.

More expansively said, Andy.

Don’t be embarrassed about having little experience. There are plenty of guys out there that are still virgins, by choice or by poor circumstances, but it doesn’t matter. The great thing about having little experience is that you get to experience many different things for the first time! And Sheri’s is perfect because you can fumble around while…[Read more]

Haha that’s pretty useless if you can’t swim. Unless…can you play a wind instrument? What is your record-breaking time?

Lyndon why don’t you look at the lady’s pages, find some that appeal to you and email them. Several ladies are willing to teach you and be patient with you. By emailing them and having a conversation that should help narrow down your selection.

You can get a tour before the party by asking the lady. I would be nice to tip her for that.

As part of your negiotation with a lady, you need to spell out explicitly your budget and the details that you want for your party. Usually an amicable arrangement is found.

I never use the word “Dodger” because I feel it is an insult to tax cheats everywhere.

LOL Flint