Lewd Ferrigno

this is pretty darn funny . didn’t know where else to post it

You want to be intimate with someone that you love and loves you? Is a teenage male who has heaps of meaningless sex(including losing his virginity) pathetic? Some guys are socially awkward or have no game or consider dating too much work. I know some fellas who ideally lost it to their girlfriend, but most lost it to the town slut or a…[Read more]

Your pretty face

No preference, but extremes are fun/exciting. The amazon taller than myself really turned me on & I don’t think about height unless she’s shorter than 5 ‘ & Allissa’s right, we’re all the same height in bed. Most women are obsessed w/height ; I think it’s an ancient cavewoman instinct to want a big mate & society encourages desiring tall…

Billiards is always available. Put $10 in the jukebox & invite her/them to help pick songs. Dancing at the Halloween & Christmas parties. Karaoke w/Tom Thurs is my favorite way to break the ice.

My 5 liter box of wine, leather clown suit and electric cattle prod

Karaoke Thurs w/Tom

I’ve never had a negative parking experience in 10 years. Parking an average car valued less than $30,000 should be left alone by no-good-kniks . The lot is huge, so you can park in solitude , which should discourage trouble. My douchy friend took pics of a courtesan’s car & an employee came running out within 2min , he was driving, & we drove…[Read more]

d.p.

This original author might be a tremendous troll . He may never check the responses, & look at all the paragraphs of feedback . Church isn’t fun/sex is, & younger generations reflect this opinion. I don’t think this trolly author will make an appearance for a soda pop at the sports bar, ever

Sheri’s gals protect their status as it’s their bread & butter , & like their life depended on it because it does . I don’t give a thought to catching something untreatable here , ever, & I’m paranoid about that stuff. Skanks at work or a local bar are heaps more menacing in this regard. Party hard without a care in the world Tom . And if you…[Read more]

bieber!
https://youtu.be/sNJK5zJDh0g

Drones or other surveillance vehicles looking in costs extra buddy

Thanks Ros, I have my moments. After consideration, if I were Chuck & could get my hands on a Rolls Royce with a broken engine at a good price, I just think that car reeks of sex & turns everyone on & would be an excellent choice. You gotta keep the tires inflated to keep up the illusion . It’s also exciting to drink champagne in the car, cuz…[Read more]

Shoplifting

Gosh, I’m currently stumped for the multitude I’ve heard. Horizontal mambo’s a classic. Ask Emma for some clever Aussie ones.

Bumpin’ uglies

Nocturnal gymnastics