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  • #18522
    Jeremy Lemur
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    I’ve been reading posts from people on this forum about Sheri’s car service for a few years now. A couple of forum users sometimes demonstrate that they have inside information by disclosing what they may have heard about how revenue is distributed between drivers, the house, and the courtesans. Often their posts state that a sex party resulting from Sheri’s car service will cost more because less revenue is apparently dispersed to the courtesan, so the lady will upcharge customers using our car service in order to make up the difference.

    As far as costs: Sheri’s Ranch has never officially disclosed any revenue distribution information regarding our complimentary transportation services. The fact is that the service is free of charge and tips to the drivers are appreciated.

    That being said, I’d like to state a few things:

    1. First of all, it needs to be said that the Sheri’s Ranch car service is used extensively by numerous customers (and by an extraordinary number of repeat customers.) It is a service that a vast number of our clients rely on, particularly our clients who fly into Las Vegas regularly and look forward to their worry-free ride to Sheri’s where they can enjoy a cocktail and catch up with their driver. It is a service that many of our customers couldn’t live without. We frequently receive messages that praise the courteousness and professionalism of our drivers, who often establish a lasting acquaintanceship with our visitors.

    2. Secondly, the women of Sheri’s Ranch would never “overcharge” one of their customers for any reason. These ladies are the best erotic companions in the business and they are not desperately trying to squeeze every dime from their customers. They are in demand, they are fabulous, and they are worth every penny – every time. It is an insult to these ladies to suggest that they need to unnecessarily upsell anyone who uses Sheri’s car service. Even if there were a revenue distribution model, these are customers that very often wouldn’t show up if it wasn’t for our car service, and the ladies know it. Also, the best customer is a repeat customer. Our ladies know that everyone has more to gain by playing the long game. They treat every customer fairly and show every customer the time of his (or her) life.

    3. The insinuation is that our car service is some sort of hustle, and that “people in the know” would never use the service. This is ludicrous. Many gentlemen, ladies, and couples who have been friends of Sheri’s for years use our car service every time they’re in town, and they wouldn’t have it any other way.

    We understand that our complimentary car service may not be a necessary amenity for every Sheri’s customer, but let’s not continue to make insinuations based on a narrow perspective of the value of the services we offer. The bottom line is that a lot of our customers sincerely appreciate the fact that we provide a safe, discreet, easy, and cost-free way for them to get from the Las Vegas area to the most celebrated sex destination on the planet.

    #18511
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Like Flint said, the Sheri’s Ranch car service is 100% complimentary. There is no charge for using Sheri’s transportation services (but tips to the driver are appreciated.)

    Sheri’s Ranch provides free luxury car service so that our customers have a safe, discreet, and worry-free way to get from anywhere in the Las Vegas area to Sheri’s Ranch.

    It is a service Sheri’s offers specifically so that customers like you don’t have to worry about anything. So don’t worry and enjoy the ride.

    You can make a reservation here or, if you have any questions at all, feel free to call our office at 866.820.9100.

    #18383
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Hey Flint,

    If you have Amazon Prime you can always get the Starz free trial and watch all 13 episodes before the trial expires…I’m not saying that’s what I did, I’m just saying…

    #18063
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Not at this time. We’ll let you know when there are any changes to the “caters to” items.

    #18013
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster
    #17021
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    I make Brandy Alexanders every weekend, topped with nutmeg. I’ve noticed that after four or five of them, I feel a little randy.

    #13839
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Hi ShyBlkGuy070,

    Girlfriend Experience

    The “girlfriend experience” or GFE is one of the most popular sex parties at Sheri’s Ranch. The courtesan acts as if she and her client are well-acquainted lovers for the duration of their time together. Each individual courtesan defines this experience differently and most courtesans will adjust the GFE to suit the specific desires of her customer. A GFE experience often, but not always, involves some kissing or necking (depending on how comfortable the courtesan is with kissing), a blow job, DATY, vaginal intercourse, and MSOG if you book a party of the appropriate duration. Great conversation is another key element of a GFE party!

    Check out this excellent blog post by Tatyana and learn how she defines a GFE -> http://newblog.sherisranch.com/girlfriend-experience/sexy-girlfriend-experience/

    Porn Star Experience

    The PSE is for those guys who want to live out all of the naughty stuff they see in porn videos. Each individual courtesan defines this experience differently and most courtesans will adjust the PSE to suit the specific desires of her customer. A PSE can involve anything the customer wants, within Nevada law and the courtesan’s personal level of comfort, but often involves intense athletic sexual activity, role play, dirty talk and hot, exaggerated moaning orgasms, blow job, DATY, vaginal and sometimes anal intercourse. Got a porn video that you’d like to live out? Email one of our courtesans about it and see if they will entertain your fantasy…

    Half & Half

    A blowjob and vaginal intercourse.

    Classic Sex

    Vaginal intercourse, your choice of the many wonderful positions that can be enjoyed…

    #13474
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    “I was ready with my chicken underwear that emitted cock a doodle doo.”

    …didn’t see that coming.

    #13239
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Hi BabyMonkey,

    Virgins are the specialty of many of the courtesans at Sheri’s. For an overview of losing your virginity to a prostitute, you might enjoy reading this blog post: http://newblog.sherisranch.com/legal-prostitution/losing-virginity/

    #12284
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    No that’s an anonymous pic of Sheri’s very own Krista.

    http://www.sherisranch.com/lady.aspx?id=653

    #11773
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    @Tatyana: That explains why there’re two gigantic tubs of mashed potatoes in the kitchen.

    #11684
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    I am going on a trip to Sheri’s Ranch and I am bringing bagels.

    (Just kidding)

    #11239
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Well I certainly never found it…

    🙁

    #10994
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    The Sheri’s Ranch 2014 Halloween Party is gonna be spook-tacular (yeah, I said it!) Check out the details here:

    http://newblog.sherisranch.com/brothel-events/adult-halloween-party-2014/

    What: Sheri’s Ranch Halloween Party
    When: Saturday, October 18th, starting at 8:00 PM
    Where: 10551 Homestead Road Pahrump, NV 89061
    Who: age 21 and over
    Featuring: DJ Kass (from LAX, and PURE)
    How much: $10 at the door (proceeds benefit the Pahrump Senior Center)

    Prizes:

    1st prize: $1000 cash prize for best costume!
    2nd prize: 2 night stay in Sheri’s hotel, 2 dinners per night, 2 drinks per night!
    3rd prize: Champagne dinner in our formal dining room!

    #10878
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    YES, the bungalow and hotel suites are as awesome as they look in the pictures. Those are actual photos taken at the property in Sheri’s sex bungalows and hotel.

    Please refer to this virtual tour of the property for additional photos that confirm how absolutely spectacular Sheri’s Ranch is -> https://www.google.com/maps/@36.0707283,-115.9556807,3a,75y,331.46h,65.51t/data=!3m5!1e1!3m3!1sHfHEfTYSi4UI93a-5UNhzA!2e0!3e2!6m1!1e1?hl=en

    #10802
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Hi Willie A,

    The “available” tag indicates that a lady is currently at the ranch and presently available.

    When you search to see which ladies will be available on specific future dates, ALL of the resulting ladies will be available on those dates. Some of the ladies resulting from that search will have the “available” tag, but that just means that they’re at the ranch now in addition to being available on those future dates – it doesn’t mean that the ladies who do not have the “available” tag will not be available on those future dates.

    #10653
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    I recall several of the ladies talking about a “tensome” they had recently…

    tensome

    #10523
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Wow @maverick! Those photos wonderfully illustrate the trip to Sheri’s Ranch. Don’t forget to let out a “WOO HOO!” when you cross the Nye County line – when you enter Nye County prostitution is legal and all is right with the world…

    #9821
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Hopefully there’s a lady or two in there too.

    #9343
    Jeremy Lemur
    Keymaster

    Let’s not forget to give credit where credit is due…This originally appeared on mytinysecrets.com, a great sex blog by Adina Rivers & friends. Follow them on twitter: @mytinysecrets.

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