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May 4, 2016 at 2:06 pm #18522Jeremy LemurKeymaster
I’ve been reading posts from people on this forum about Sheri’s car service for a few years now. A couple of forum users sometimes demonstrate that they have inside information by disclosing what they may have heard about how revenue is distributed between drivers, the house, and the courtesans. Often their posts state that a sex party resulting from Sheri’s car service will cost more because less revenue is apparently dispersed to the courtesan, so the lady will upcharge customers using our car service in order to make up the difference.
As far as costs: Sheri’s Ranch has never officially disclosed any revenue distribution information regarding our complimentary transportation services. The fact is that the service is free of charge and tips to the drivers are appreciated.
That being said, I’d like to state a few things:
1. First of all, it needs to be said that the Sheri’s Ranch car service is used extensively by numerous customers (and by an extraordinary number of repeat customers.) It is a service that a vast number of our clients rely on, particularly our clients who fly into Las Vegas regularly and look forward to their worry-free ride to Sheri’s where they can enjoy a cocktail and catch up with their driver. It is a service that many of our customers couldn’t live without. We frequently receive messages that praise the courteousness and professionalism of our drivers, who often establish a lasting acquaintanceship with our visitors.
2. Secondly, the women of Sheri’s Ranch would never “overcharge” one of their customers for any reason. These ladies are the best erotic companions in the business and they are not desperately trying to squeeze every dime from their customers. They are in demand, they are fabulous, and they are worth every penny – every time. It is an insult to these ladies to suggest that they need to unnecessarily upsell anyone who uses Sheri’s car service. Even if there were a revenue distribution model, these are customers that very often wouldn’t show up if it wasn’t for our car service, and the ladies know it. Also, the best customer is a repeat customer. Our ladies know that everyone has more to gain by playing the long game. They treat every customer fairly and show every customer the time of his (or her) life.
3. The insinuation is that our car service is some sort of hustle, and that “people in the know” would never use the service. This is ludicrous. Many gentlemen, ladies, and couples who have been friends of Sheri’s for years use our car service every time they’re in town, and they wouldn’t have it any other way.
We understand that our complimentary car service may not be a necessary amenity for every Sheri’s customer, but let’s not continue to make insinuations based on a narrow perspective of the value of the services we offer. The bottom line is that a lot of our customers sincerely appreciate the fact that we provide a safe, discreet, easy, and cost-free way for them to get from the Las Vegas area to the most celebrated sex destination on the planet.
May 3, 2016 at 12:54 pm #18511Jeremy LemurKeymasterLike Flint said, the Sheri’s Ranch car service is 100% complimentary. There is no charge for using Sheri’s transportation services (but tips to the driver are appreciated.)
Sheri’s Ranch provides free luxury car service so that our customers have a safe, discreet, and worry-free way to get from anywhere in the Las Vegas area to Sheri’s Ranch.
It is a service Sheri’s offers specifically so that customers like you don’t have to worry about anything. So don’t worry and enjoy the ride.
You can make a reservation here or, if you have any questions at all, feel free to call our office at 866.820.9100.
April 20, 2016 at 3:23 pm #18383Jeremy LemurKeymasterHey Flint,
If you have Amazon Prime you can always get the Starz free trial and watch all 13 episodes before the trial expires…I’m not saying that’s what I did, I’m just saying…
April 5, 2016 at 9:53 am #18063Jeremy LemurKeymasterNot at this time. We’ll let you know when there are any changes to the “caters to” items.
April 4, 2016 at 1:43 pm #18013Jeremy LemurKeymasterHiya Flint!
We not only blogged about this in January, but numerous press outlets have covered our position on the topic:
Our post: http://newblog.sherisranch.com/ces/nevada-brothels-ces2016/
Some articles:
What the women of Sheri’s Ranch think about VR and the sex industry
February 2, 2016 at 12:51 pm #17021Jeremy LemurKeymasterI make Brandy Alexanders every weekend, topped with nutmeg. I’ve noticed that after four or five of them, I feel a little randy.
April 9, 2015 at 11:06 am #13839Jeremy LemurKeymasterHi ShyBlkGuy070,
Girlfriend Experience
The “girlfriend experience” or GFE is one of the most popular sex parties at Sheri’s Ranch. The courtesan acts as if she and her client are well-acquainted lovers for the duration of their time together. Each individual courtesan defines this experience differently and most courtesans will adjust the GFE to suit the specific desires of her customer. A GFE experience often, but not always, involves some kissing or necking (depending on how comfortable the courtesan is with kissing), a blow job, DATY, vaginal intercourse, and MSOG if you book a party of the appropriate duration. Great conversation is another key element of a GFE party!
Check out this excellent blog post by Tatyana and learn how she defines a GFE -> http://newblog.sherisranch.com/girlfriend-experience/sexy-girlfriend-experience/
Porn Star Experience
The PSE is for those guys who want to live out all of the naughty stuff they see in porn videos. Each individual courtesan defines this experience differently and most courtesans will adjust the PSE to suit the specific desires of her customer. A PSE can involve anything the customer wants, within Nevada law and the courtesan’s personal level of comfort, but often involves intense athletic sexual activity, role play, dirty talk and hot, exaggerated moaning orgasms, blow job, DATY, vaginal and sometimes anal intercourse. Got a porn video that you’d like to live out? Email one of our courtesans about it and see if they will entertain your fantasy…
Half & Half
A blowjob and vaginal intercourse.
Classic Sex
Vaginal intercourse, your choice of the many wonderful positions that can be enjoyed…
March 10, 2015 at 4:29 pm #13474Jeremy LemurKeymaster“I was ready with my chicken underwear that emitted cock a doodle doo.”
…didn’t see that coming.
February 23, 2015 at 9:12 am #13239Jeremy LemurKeymasterHi BabyMonkey,
Virgins are the specialty of many of the courtesans at Sheri’s. For an overview of losing your virginity to a prostitute, you might enjoy reading this blog post: http://newblog.sherisranch.com/legal-prostitution/losing-virginity/
December 29, 2014 at 3:11 pm #12284Jeremy LemurKeymasterNo that’s an anonymous pic of Sheri’s very own Krista.
November 24, 2014 at 4:33 pm #11773Jeremy LemurKeymaster@Tatyana: That explains why there’re two gigantic tubs of mashed potatoes in the kitchen.
November 18, 2014 at 3:00 pm #11684Jeremy LemurKeymasterI am going on a trip to Sheri’s Ranch and I am bringing bagels.
(Just kidding)
October 16, 2014 at 3:14 pm #11239Jeremy LemurKeymasterWell I certainly never found it…
🙁
October 1, 2014 at 3:02 pm #10994Jeremy LemurKeymasterThe Sheri’s Ranch 2014 Halloween Party is gonna be spook-tacular (yeah, I said it!) Check out the details here:
http://newblog.sherisranch.com/brothel-events/adult-halloween-party-2014/
What: Sheri’s Ranch Halloween Party
When: Saturday, October 18th, starting at 8:00 PM
Where: 10551 Homestead Road Pahrump, NV 89061
Who: age 21 and over
Featuring: DJ Kass (from LAX, and PURE)
How much: $10 at the door (proceeds benefit the Pahrump Senior Center)Prizes:
1st prize: $1000 cash prize for best costume!
2nd prize: 2 night stay in Sheri’s hotel, 2 dinners per night, 2 drinks per night!
3rd prize: Champagne dinner in our formal dining room!September 24, 2014 at 12:48 pm #10878Jeremy LemurKeymasterYES, the bungalow and hotel suites are as awesome as they look in the pictures. Those are actual photos taken at the property in Sheri’s sex bungalows and hotel.
Please refer to this virtual tour of the property for additional photos that confirm how absolutely spectacular Sheri’s Ranch is -> https://www.google.com/maps/@36.0707283,-115.9556807,3a,75y,331.46h,65.51t/data=!3m5!1e1!3m3!1sHfHEfTYSi4UI93a-5UNhzA!2e0!3e2!6m1!1e1?hl=en
September 19, 2014 at 8:45 am #10802Jeremy LemurKeymasterHi Willie A,
The “available” tag indicates that a lady is currently at the ranch and presently available.
When you search to see which ladies will be available on specific future dates, ALL of the resulting ladies will be available on those dates. Some of the ladies resulting from that search will have the “available” tag, but that just means that they’re at the ranch now in addition to being available on those future dates – it doesn’t mean that the ladies who do not have the “available” tag will not be available on those future dates.
September 10, 2014 at 3:26 pm #10653Jeremy LemurKeymasterI recall several of the ladies talking about a “tensome” they had recently…
September 4, 2014 at 10:59 am #10523Jeremy LemurKeymasterWow @maverick! Those photos wonderfully illustrate the trip to Sheri’s Ranch. Don’t forget to let out a “WOO HOO!” when you cross the Nye County line – when you enter Nye County prostitution is legal and all is right with the world…
August 18, 2014 at 2:04 pm #9821Jeremy LemurKeymasterHopefully there’s a lady or two in there too.
July 28, 2014 at 8:32 am #9343Jeremy LemurKeymasterLet’s not forget to give credit where credit is due…This originally appeared on mytinysecrets.com, a great sex blog by Adina Rivers & friends. Follow them on twitter: @mytinysecrets.
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