Tatyana

In Helena, it’s illegal to dance on the table in a saloon
wearing less than three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
But your gorgeous blue eyes, Ms. Montana, have me over the moon
and, in this poem I’m composing,
I see you taking off one piece at a time
until you’re wearing nothing but your sublime
smooth tan skin and thirty ought six balanced…[Read more]

In Helena it’s illegal to dance on the table in a saloon
wearing less than three pounds, two ounces of clothing
But your gorgeous blue eyes, Ms. Montana, have me over the moon
and in this poem I’m composing
I see you taking off one piece at a time
until you’re wearing nothing but your sublime
smooth tan skin and thirty ought six balanced expert on…[Read more]

As you know, before we take your money, we will invite you into our bathroom, ask you to drop your trousers, turn on the klieg light, and examine your genital area to make sure it is SQUEEKY clean.

I invited someone into my bathroom recently, he dropped is trousers, and two prosthetic old man balls fell out of this boxers!

I laughed so hard I…[Read more]

Quiet little Allissa creeps up the halls
Peeps in doors
Listens at walls
Her demeanor is stealthy
Her beauty is so fresh and healthy
When you look in those huge hazel eyes and wonder what she’s thinking
She’s plotting, she’s hoping, not that you’ll marry her at Niagara Falls
But that, come Sunday, Tom Brady will be left holding his deflated balls

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of us have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad face and…[Read more]

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of us have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad face and…[Read more]

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of us have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad…[Read more]

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of us have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad…[Read more]

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of us have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad…[Read more]

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of us have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad…[Read more]

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of us have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad face and…[Read more]

Dear Newbie,

Researching prices over the internet doesn’t work.

The women at Sheri’s are independent contractors. We all charge different rates. Those rates are not posted anywhere on the internet. Some of us have an al a carte menu. Some of have an hourly rate. There is no average cost.

When you sit on my couch, give me the sad face and…[Read more]

Gorgeous Olivia, this is no trivia.
Your legs are long, perfect, and pretty
Your humor is witty
Your face divine
When men see you, they go to cloud nine
If Allissa stalks me again
I know you’ll tell her to refrain
And if the chupacabra tries to get you
I’ll tell him he’s a super chorro