Tatyana

I don’t smoke! Gross.

Goldilocks, it’s known, had lots of guys
And Pinnochio’s one, I do surmise
She’d sit on his face
Stick his nose in that place
Then make the poor puppet tell lies!

Sally: Just lie back and let me make you come.
HD: You taste so good.
Sally: You can have me any way you want, Baby.
HD: I want you every which way.
Sally: Look how ready I am. Don’t you want to put your dick in there?

We err on the side of caution and ANY bump or spot that looks odd will probably be rejected, doctor’s note or not. Sorry!

I use Enterprise every trip. They have an office in Pahrump and are extremely friendly, professional, and have competitive rates. They also pick me up for free at Sheri’s at the end of my trips.

Olivia, you look amazing in everything – even your workout clothes!

Dear BBG,

With sex, like golf, sometimes it’s a good idea to pay a professional to help you out with your game.

Lots of love,

Tatyana

Great to see you here, Kim!

You would be the perfect Christmas present for some lucky man.

Dear Sprucetree,

I’m a woman, not a girl. Please don’t infantilize me. I stopped sucking my thumb almost two years ago.

🙂

T

Izabella and I are building a glass cage in the middle of the bar where the smokers will be put so we can walk around the outside, make faces at them, taunt them, and act superior. They deserve it.

Please come for Thanksgiving! We’re having a mashed potato wrestling contest and need a referee.

Welcome, Monroe!

I hope you have an amazing adventure here!

Dear Rocky,

Just follow this script exactly and everything will go fine:

Rocky: No, I don’t think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.

Tatyana: I only know that I love you!

Rocky: That’s your misfortune.

Tatyana: I can’t think about…[Read more]

This is what my face looks like. I hope everyone understands why I don’t show it more often.

Thank you!

They’re up!

Poor Teddy… I shouldn’t have taken advantage of him like that.

Waiting on Dena to post them… tapping my fingers patiently.