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“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism, but under the name of liberalism they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program until one day America will be a socialist nation without ever knowing how it happened!” “I no longer need to run as a Presidential Candidate for the Socialist Party. The Democrat Party has adopted our platform!” ~ Norman Mattoon Thomas, 6 time Socialist Party Presidential candidate
“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future!” ~ Adolf Hitler
“People confuse ego, lust, insecurity with true love!” ~ Simon Cowell
“Cunnilingus is next to Godliness!” ~ Kali Nichta
“If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?” ~ Bette Midler
“A woman’s clitoris is her “sweet spot” both in orgasmic stimulation and succulent taste!” ~ firefighter
“Show me a man who doesn’t eat his woman’s pussy and I’ll show you a man’s woman I can steal!” ~ Anonymous
“Lust’s passion will be served; it demands, it militates, it tyrannizes!” ~ Marquis de Sade
“If a man flexed his body enough to suck his own dick would he be a disgusting homosexual or just a fucking pervert?” ~ Anonymous
“He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future!” ~ Adolf Hitler
“Masturbation is like procrastination, it’s all good and fun until you realize you are only fucking yourself!” ~ XAVIERA HOLLANDER
“It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be!” ~ Brigitte Bardot
“Censorship reflects society’s lack of confidence in itself!” ~ Potter Stewart
“Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer!” ~ Jay Leno
“A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available!” ~ Masters and Johnson
“Hedonism is the doctrine that sexual pleasure is the highest good!”
“Cunnilingus is next to Godliness!” ~ Kali Nichta
“Fuck me,” I whispered, giving him permission, taking him into my flesh, a soft invitation to madness!” ~ Emme Rollins
“Love has the power to seduce your trust of a romantic quandary you would otherwise treat with the deepest suspicion!” ~ Anonymous
Another tasteless joke…
“I want you to dress my deceased husband in a light blue suit” said the wife to the undertaker, “since that was his favorite color.” After the funeral the wife was very pleased with the undertaker’s work and said, “How much extra do I owe you for the nice blue suit? My husband looked wonderful and the suit fit perfectly.”
The undertaker retorted, “You don’t me owe anything extra ma’am. We didn’t have a suit to fit your husband, but we had another man we who looked great in his blue suit so we simply switched their heads!”
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