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“There’s no shortage of pussy, it’s just the delivery system that’s messed up!” ~ Dr. Roy V. Schenk
“I just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex!” ~ Anonymous
“Fuck’, I think. What a beautiful word. If I could say only one thing for the rest of my life, that would be it!” ~ Kaui Hart Hemmings
“Lovers must demonstrate respect, devotion and compassion toward their sweetheart as well as learn the art of making love!” ~ Anonymous
“The web is a dominatrix. Everywhere I turn I see little buttons ordering me to Submit!” ~ Nytwind
“People confuse ego, lust, insecurity with true love!” ~ Simon Cowell
“True love doesn’t come to you it has to be inside you!” ~ Julia Roberts
“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable!” ~ Bruce Lee
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
Dr Seuss
“Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.” ~ William Shakespeare
“The art of life lies in taking pleasures as they pass, and the keenest pleasures are not intellectual, nor are they always moral!” ~ Aristippus
“It’ll be a sad day for sexual liberation when the pornography addict has to settle for the real thing!” ~ Brendan Francis
To love someone you know you can never have,
is like having a dream you know can never come true.UKpete
“Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods!” ~ Plato
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