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That’s what I like about (sex) Teachers, if you do it wrong. they make you do it over again! – don’t recall
Thanks to the nurses who treated me after I awkwardly tried to reenact the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey.
“Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work!” ~ Aristotle
Show me a man who doesn’t give his woman oral sex, and I’ll show you a man’s woman I can steal! ~ Anonymous
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
― George Carlin“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anaïs NinWhat erotic power compels a lustful lover’s desire to lick his lady all over as if she were an ice cream cone? Does he fantasize she’ll subsequently favor him absolute submission and deny him nothing? Is it a carnal thirst to dominate her femininity, and devour her innocence, modesty and genitalia? Is it an instinctive amorous act to endow his lover ultimate climactic satisfaction? Or is it that he hungers fervently to taste her forbidden fruit? ~ Anonymous
“When I was just a baby, my Mama told me, ‘Son, always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns’, but I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die; when I hear that whistle blowin’, I hang my head and cry.”
Johnny Cash“Love is the answer… but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.”
-Woody AllenBonus Woody Allen quote for Jazzmark007:
“Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.”
“I want to write a book on sex. It will be filled with phrases like “Uuuhgh yeeeaaaah,” and “Ooooh that’s it,” and “Whose hands are those?”
― Jarod KintzPhotographs are truly memories frozen in time… and the adage “a picture is worth a thousand words, dreams or fantasies” refers to the notion that a beautiful woman can be lasciviously accented promoting a romantic admiration with just a single still image; thereby, totally captivating a man’s lustful senses, and prompting an incessant desire for that sensuous lady in the flesh! ~ Anonymous
Cunnilingus oral sex is the best stress reliever for your Lady, and it’s low calorie for her weight conscious lover too! ~ Anonymous
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
-Mae West“Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite?
― Nick Hornby, High Fidelity“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
-Anais Nin“Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Making love, love, love, that is the soul of a true genius!” ~ Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
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