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“God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal!” ~ Colt Manufacturing
“An armed society is a polite society; Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life!” ~ Robert A. Heinlein
Tatyana:
“Mom always told me, don’t talk to strangers. Mom, I don’t talk to strangers, I have sex with them.”My Mom just told me not to take candy from them, she never said anything about currency.
“Love has the power to seduce your trust of a romantic quandary you would otherwise treat with the deepest suspicion!” ~ Anonymous
without sex there would be no population to have this conversation. Author unknown, during discussion on legalizing prostitution
“Toys 4 Tots verses Toys 4 Twats… similar sounding terms for drastically different type toys and uses!” ~ Andrew Dice Clay
“Whoever loves becomes humble. Those who love have, so to speak, pawned a part of their narcissism!” ~ Sigmund Freud
“Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud or rude. It does not demand its own way. It is not irritable, and it keeps no record of being wronged. It does not rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out. Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance.” ~ 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 Holy Bible, New Living Translation
Along similar lines to mrpaul’s quote:
Men have two heads, but only enough blood to use one at a time.
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty!” ~ George Burns
“Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies!” ~ Aristotle
“Love is the beauty of the soul!” ~ Saint Augustine
“In lovemaking, like other fine arts, those who perform it best cannot explain in words exactly how it’s achieved, since it’s a spontaneous intuitiveness of bestowing one’s lover ultimate pleasure!” ~ Anonymous
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