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    this is pretty darn funny . didn’t know where else to post it

    #17757
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    You want to be intimate with someone that you love and loves you? Is a teenage male who has heaps of meaningless sex(including losing his virginity) pathetic? Some guys are socially awkward or have no game or consider dating too much work. I know some fellas who ideally lost it to their girlfriend, but most lost it to the town slut or a slumpbuster–options not as pleasant as losing it to a stunning professional. Good to just get it over with. The important thing is to have sex with reasonable frequency with gals you find attractive by any means necessary . There’s this female slob currently getting lots of dick at work we’ve dubbed ” Jabba The Slut ” and the guys servicing her are pathetic . Hot/fun sex at Sheri’s is a wonderful thing . I fell for this troll thread; can’t wait for others to chime in

    #17319
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    Your pretty face

    #17318
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    No preference, but extremes are fun/exciting. The amazon taller than myself really turned me on & I don’t think about height unless she’s shorter than 5 ‘ & Allissa’s right, we’re all the same height in bed. Most women are obsessed w/height ; I think it’s an ancient cavewoman instinct to want a big mate & society encourages desiring tall guys

    #17314
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    Billiards is always available. Put $10 in the jukebox & invite her/them to help pick songs. Dancing at the Halloween & Christmas parties. Karaoke w/Tom Thurs is my favorite way to break the ice.

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    My 5 liter box of wine, leather clown suit and electric cattle prod

    #17208
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    Karaoke Thurs w/Tom

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    I’ve never had a negative parking experience in 10 years. Parking an average car valued less than $30,000 should be left alone by no-good-kniks . The lot is huge, so you can park in solitude , which should discourage trouble. My douchy friend took pics of a courtesan’s car & an employee came running out within 2min , he was driving, & we drove away. I tried to discourage him from photo-taking, but he was driving

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    d.p.

    #16973
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    This original author might be a tremendous troll . He may never check the responses, & look at all the paragraphs of feedback . Church isn’t fun/sex is, & younger generations reflect this opinion. I don’t think this trolly author will make an appearance for a soda pop at the sports bar, ever

    #16810
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    Sheri’s gals protect their status as it’s their bread & butter , & like their life depended on it because it does . I don’t give a thought to catching something untreatable here , ever, & I’m paranoid about that stuff. Skanks at work or a local bar are heaps more menacing in this regard. Party hard without a care in the world Tom . And if you wanna be extremely safe, wait 2 weeks before sexytime w/wifey . Have fun

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    #16642
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    Drones or other surveillance vehicles looking in costs extra buddy

    #16608
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    Thanks Ros, I have my moments. After consideration, if I were Chuck & could get my hands on a Rolls Royce with a broken engine at a good price, I just think that car reeks of sex & turns everyone on & would be an excellent choice. You gotta keep the tires inflated to keep up the illusion . It’s also exciting to drink champagne in the car, cuz that’s wrong ! ps, maybe a Lambo with a broken engine

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    Shoplifting

    #16306
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    Gosh, I’m currently stumped for the multitude I’ve heard. Horizontal mambo’s a classic. Ask Emma for some clever Aussie ones.

    Bumpin’ uglies

    Nocturnal gymnastics

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    #16007
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    Who doesn’t love a fun-size hottie??

    #15849
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    Allissa, you are mostly adorable. Gangster & sexy too, but mostly adorable . Partying again w/ you w/my crocs on would end my bucket list . Crocs are somehow kinky

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