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Don’t think so Flint, unless the issue happens one of the 2 times a week the doctor is there to see the ladies. If it makes you feel better, I used to be an EMT and if you buy me a beer I’ll happily sit in the bar with the ladies while you are partying, just in case they blow your heart up.

Welcome Azru, excellent choice and you will have an amazing time! No worries on the car, it should make it just fine, you may have to go pedal to the medal on the way to the ranch at the top of the mountain, but the trip back is easier.

Regardless of their shift for the week, if you are in the bar during normal hours (approx. Noon-7 PM) you will likely see most of the ladies at some point or they will come out to talk to you if requested. The ladies travel here from all over the country, so their daily routine may take them to their room around 7-8 PM local time unless they have…[Read more]

Flint & Allissa have covered the points already, I would just re-iterate that you need to be clear about what you want in the negotiations. These ladies do this for a living, there isn’t anything you are going to ask for that hasn’t been asked before. If you are not clear about your expectations then the lady can’t give you the party of your…[Read more]

M Ybarra, I haven’t yet had the pleasure of seeing Brittney behind the curtain, but from visiting in the bar I have no doubt a party with her would be exceed all expectations. As usual, the pictures don’t quite do her justice, she is gorgeous and has a very fun personality.

Wow, thanks for adding me to the Kick Ass Guys list! I enjoy the never ending entertainment you lovely ladies provide.

I haven’t conversed with the ladies through email in a while, but I would guess this isn’t usually how it ends. I can see it being frustrating from the ladies perspective to lose an appt. after putting in the time to reply to several emails, but I would think this happens more than you would expect. There could be several factors involved with the…[Read more]

This nuts and bolts party sounds intriguing, I think there definitely needs to be another party to fill the gap between Christmas and Halloween.

Well, I hope the ladies aren’t lined up with rope next time I walk in, but I’d like to have a party where the lady ties me up and has her way with me like I’m one of the best looking men she’s ever seen. And then it would be role reversal and my turn to tie her up and do the same. It’s something I’ve thought about for a long time, but has really…[Read more]

Excellent suggestions already mentioned, karaoke can be a good ice breaker and the pool/hot tub are great! If you’ve narrowed it down to a particular lady, but just want to have more time to visit with her you could offer to buy her dinner in the bar and adjourn to one of the booths for a date night feel. It’s much more intimate that way, when…[Read more]

Welcome hebrewhammer, I attended AVN this year as well (it was my first time there) and had a great time. That is a great warm up to get you ready to visit Sheri’s where you will have a whole different level of fun!

1) I would recommend just visiting with the ladies in the bar so you can get a better idea of your chemistry with them. A lineup is…[Read more]

Welcome Alex, as the others have said, no worries about parking. I’ve parked rental cars there for a couple days as well as my own car overnight countless times without issue. As for the ladies, the only one I have partied with is CiCi and I couldn’t recommend her any higher, she is incredibly gorgeous and fun. I have only visited with the other…[Read more]

Welcome Danny, sorry your first experience wasn’t everything you had hoped, but you’re definitely in the right place and you’ve learned from the first round.

Now on to your question, I’m not sure why you would feel embarassed talking to any of the ladies in the bar, regardless of age. It really is just a number, especially at the ranch, nobody…[Read more]

Hoochie is correct, setting up an appointment would be your best bet. If that doesn’t work out for some reason, you could ask to see another lady. Just be aware that at that time of day you would likely be waking them up. However there are a few early risers, if you ask the hostess they might be able to recommend a lady or two that is already up…[Read more]

Welcome Redbeard, I don’t think you’re alone in not looking for penetration or climax in your party, I recall reading in one of the blog posts that more customers come in for that type of party than you would expect. While the lack of penetration might lower your party cost, it sounds like you are looking for a fairly long party, so it may put…[Read more]

Hello to a fellow Raiders & Allissa fan Kane, in case you missed them in this thread on page 5 there are a couple pics of her looking stunning in her Seahawks jersey. I’ve been lucky enough to see her sport it in person a couple times and she makes you forget about all the problems in the world.

Well done Jerry, anybody who can keep up with both of those beautiful ladies on their first trip deserves a medal.

I understand a lot of what you are saying poetic, the Ranch and the ladies there just have a way of making things different. I can walk into the bar @ Sheri’s and talk to the incredibly beautiful half naked women way easier than I can talk to an average fully clothed woman in a regular bar. I can only imagine that is because when in the regular…[Read more]

Absolutely, there are several ladies I’m sure would be happy to show you the ropes, no pun intended.

Welcome to the forum ST, reading your post was almost exactly my story before I visited the ranch. I didn’t have the shakes and the fainting around women, but I was the lonely, nerdy guy through school who didn’t go to parties or date. I had dated a couple women later in life and kissed them, I think one of them even broke up with me because of my…[Read more]