Allissa

lol I never really learned that whole sugar coat your sentence thing…..

No hun Economy should be just fine, the mountain is there but its really not that bad, hell I’ve seen guys drive up in little electrical cars, you should be fine. People ride their bicycles up and don’t it, if a bike can make it but your car cant, well then that car shouldn’t be on the street anyways lol!

mmm, lol I think that counts as kinky, and fun!

I suppose there is fetish music to complete the experience?

Maybe some ladies who like that fetish should try for a party with a Klingon or Cardassian?

Angel no one will accuse you of being reticent.

is there a lady at the Ranch that does not like toys?

I agree with Allissa, this was highly unusual and unprofessional. I sincerely apologize for her short tempered reaction. There is absolutely nothing wrong with contacting multiple ladies, and we promote you doing so on several different areas. Its part of our job to answer emails, and they take a whole 30 mins our of our day, its not a waste of…[Read more]

Of course, we love toys! As long as its brand new, in and unopened package we will be happy to brake it in for you!!!

Thanks Firefighter!!

Most of the girls dont start their timer until you are past negotiations, and out of the shower, but some ladies start the timer as soon as they give the office your money, so its best to ask the lady you pick how she works her time. As far as what happens after you get off, well as stated thats all part of negotiations. Simply tell your lady what…[Read more]

Glad we could help!

The ladies travel in yes but once here for the week they dont leave so the location they came from means little, but yes if you are in here around 7pm, most of the ladies will either be out already or will come out quickly to speak with you!

Yes as Flint and Kane have stated just because it doesn’t work out with one girl doesn’t mean that you won’t be able to find someone. We all set different prices and can be talked around our prices. If you have a lower budget I would suggest reading Dex’s Newbie Guide, it give a lot of great tools for how to make the most out of you money. The…[Read more]

Most of us cater to couples, I personally love them, feel free to check out my reviews!
As Flint said emailing us is one of the best ways to start, but you can always just come in, sit down, have a few drinks and allow us to come talk with you one on one until you find the perfect lady for your desires!

Oh we love Cards against hummainty and we usually have a deck around, we are just waiting for willing players. Please next time you’re in ask us about it!!

I personally Love to play with couples. I find it a very special and unique party. I am very bi-sexual, and always try to send my couples home with a new trick that they can play with at home! Sex if the fun part and the easy part of all this, chemistry is the most important, esp for a couples party, so I would agree with Amber. It would be best…[Read more]

Lol Azru, hunny, this Is not the place to be shy! We want to play with your kinky side that your future GF’s might not be quite so willing to!

lol, we’ll say a prayer for you while waiting for the ambulance. For insurance purposes, we’re not allowed to touch you…. Sorry you’re SOL guys, coming here is kinda like taking Viagra, you need to check with your doctor and make sure your heart is healthy enough for sex first!

Awesome, Welcome hun! I how you have an amazing experience!