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“You Can Keep Your Hat On”, Joe Cocker. (Actually a Randy Newman song, but as usual, Cocker covers songs better than the original.)

Nirvana Unplugged is an excellent choice Allissa!

Bob Dylan’s “Blood On the Tracks” album. What a classic!

This sounds like an SAT question, where you have to detect the pattern, or figure out which item does not belong with the others on the list. So I don’t know, but I am going to guess Riley.

I don’t mind fake boobs as long as they are not too big. I hate the ones that are so big, they look like a balloon pinned on to the girl’s chest, about to pop. I much prefer small but real over too big and fake. Medium size boobs are the best for me.

I would say the best boobs at Sheri’s are Ellie, Julia, and Lacy Love.

I will be the first to answer here, tho you will probably get a number of responses. I have only been to the Chicken Ranch once. That was my first trip to a legal brothel in Nevada. On my second trip, I went just a little “further on down the road” (an old blues song done by Bobby Blue Bland, Freddie King, Eric Clapton, and many others) to…[Read more]

“Midnight at the Oasis” by Maria Muldaur

I feel confident in saying that would not happen to you at Sheri’s. It has happened to me, tho, several times at topless clubs. I go in there with a fair amount of cash, willing to spend it and have a good time. All the girls are sitting together at the bar, ignoring the customers, probably complaining about how they are not making any money.

I do not know for certain, but I am pretty sure they would not allow video taping. Under the FAQ section it says you will never be video taped while at Sheri’s.

Or a variation on that: $200/lb for Republican brain and $1000/lb for Democrat brain. Why is it so much more for Democrat brain? Well, do you know how many Democrats it takes to get one pound of brain?

25% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 75% of men kiss their house goodbye when they leave their wife.

Go to the home page for this site, click on The Brothel/Sheri’s Playland/Naughty Classroom, and I think you will find what you are looking for.

While Sheri’s is “open” 24/7, there would probably be very few ladies available and ready-to-go at that time of the morning. I would suggest that you look at the web site to see who will be working on the date of your visit, email a few of them, pick one and make an appointment for the time of your visit. That way she would be…[Read more]

You are more than welcome Alissa. You may not remember me, but we partied about September of last year, I believe. I was not using the Hoochie Coochie Man label then. We emailed in advance, made an appointment to meet in the bar, had an all-nighter in a bungalow. I am from Texas, if that helps your memory. Anyway, it was a great party! I…[Read more]

Wow! Allissa’s new profile photos are HOT!!!