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Fair enough Dena, probably not cool on my part to mention a competitive house. I apologize.
But disrespectful?! No. I beg to differ there. I have nothing but respect for the women (and staff) that work there. I admire them for many reasons, including the incredibly positive work they do for their clients, and that they use this business to support their families.
I mentioned only one, specific woman’s schedule. Yet you seem to imply that my post was taking food out of hungry kid’s mouths, or siphoning off business. That’s a notion that I take exception with. For one thing that assertion can only be valid if Char’s profile and erroneous schedule was being used to bring in business to Sheri’s (otherwise, what business is there to divert?). But I am sure that could not possibly be the case.
Anyhow, all seems to be fixed now. Which was, I think, the intention of all the forum members involved. So it’s all good as far as I’m concerned.
-YB
As for a rest stop. Ummm, well if you can’t make it the hour or so out there, then pull over and find a bush to water! It’s mostly sand and brush along the way, so you won’t hurt anything. You might have to search a bit for a bit of cover from passersby in order to avoid any indecent exposure, but otherwise I say the Nevada desert IS your rest stop 😉
RE Speeding: I have heard that the State Patrol is VERY strict on speed coming into/out of Pahrump, presumably to snag those folks getting antsy at the end of a long drive (and eager to get to Sheri’s).
I’m a bit of a lead foot, but I do back off a bit, and try to keep an eye out for patrol cars as I approach town.
Also, the local cops apparently love to pick off cars leaving the ranch late at night…looking for DUI stops, for which they also have ZERO tolerance.
Just a tip to keep it slow and sober when traveling to/from the ranch.
Hey Jeffery,
I can certainly understand how it would feel awkward, but I can assure you this wouldn’t be the first or last time it has happened.
When I last visited (March, I think), as I waited to check into my room, there was a large group (~10 or so) occupying all of the center tables, eating and drinking. It’s not uncommon for groups of men and women to visit to eat, take a tour etc, so i didn’t think much of it. Then a young man (probably early 20s) emerged from the back with a beautiful woman on his arm, looking well ravished, and sporting a huge grin on his face…the group broke out into a cheer, and there were high-5s and congrats all around.
I surmised this was his first time, and that his friends and family had decided to be there to encourage and support him. It was strange (I could not imagine my own family doing some such thing!), but also very sweet in a way. Who wouldn’t want their first experience to be with a highly skilled knockout, and then be treated to a hero’s welcome by those closest to you, along with a few shots afterward?!?!I would say that unless you are terribly embarrassed by it, let them come along. It sounds like your parents aren’t too judgmental, but are mostly concerned that you will be safe, and treated well. You will be. I’ll bet it would set mom’s mind at ease if she were to meet your date before hand as well (if she’s comfortable with that.)…She’ll quickly see that the women there are especially amazing and caring.
The room idea isn’t bad, as well, but your parents can pass also the time, taking a tour themselves, sitting out by the pool, having a meal or a few drinks in the bar, or heading into Pahrump to one of the nearby casinos, movies, bowling etc.
Feel blessed that you have such supportive parents!
Good luck!YB_Goode
Oh wow, that’s very cool!! Gryph, I appreciate the shout out, and it’s nice to know my advice might help someone out. Should you indeed choose to “not be a dick”, then I will have also done a favor for the ladies you choose to party with. A win-win!! LOL
It sounds like you’re in for an adventure. I’m jealous!…especially if you end up spending time with Alissa. I’ve only met her in person a few times, never got her naked (damnit!), but she is obviously beautiful, and a really cool chick. I may or may not have a bit of a crush on her 😉
Have a blast!
YB
The last I remember, I think the min was $300. (I think that’s OK to say) As you might imagine that would get you the very minimum in terms of activity. Other than that it’s all over the map, and depends on all kinds of variables. Even if I told you what I had spent an a particular occasion, it probably wouldn’t apply to your situation. There is, of course, no maximum. Sorry I don’t a more satisfying answer for you.
Best of luck!
YB
No worries, Jalrey, if you are respectful and a gentleman, any word that gets around will be the good kind. The women aren’t “watching” really, but they are observant and great many have developed a keen sense about the clients who come in. They are professionals, and totally understand not every lady fits what you might be into. I’m just advising that you not jerk the ladies around, waste their time, and then decide that no one there is “perfect enough” for you…that they will notice, but if you’re not rude about it, it’s no harm no foul. Hell, they might even recommend another girl that will be more your type.
And, yeah I’m saying this because I look out for the women there when I can (some of the finest people I’ve run into!), and it drives me nuts to see them treated poorly, but I’m looking out for you, too! Treat the women well (without being a pompous ass) and you’ll have a great time.
Have fun!
YB
Whoa, Jalrey!! Are you trying to get laid, or conducting an extensive job interview?! I mean, why stop at drinks?…Why not ask for qualifications, references, and credit histories while you’re at it?!
OK I’m kidding around a bit, but you get my point, right? Just relax a tiny bit, and let things work themselves out. I would suggest, sitting at the bar, or a booth, the hostess will pretty quickly come over and ask if you are there to see someone. That is your queue to let her know that you have a few women that you are interested in talking with before deciding. The hostess will then do her best to arrange for them to come by one at a time (if available) and chat with you for about 10 minutes. After 10 minutes you must decide to A) Pass – politely say it was nice meeting you, and that perhaps you’ll visit with her another time. B) You’re Feeling the Vibe! – go on a tour, or back to her room to negotiate, C) Still not sure – request with the hostess to continue talking with her past the 10 mins. (This move is potentially risky. If you do this because you are having a great time, and fully intend to party with her, it’s likely not an issue. However, if you waste more of her time, and then still can’t pull the trigger, then that’s annoying, and I’ll warn you that word can get around quick!)As for drinks, by all means, buy them for the ladies! but you don’t need to also have that same number of drinks yourself. Save the dinners, for the actual date if that’s what you want.
Good luck!
YBMr Gorilla,
Yeah, unfortunately I don’t think $250 is even the house minimum at Sheris…and even if it was, you’re right it wouldn’t get you far.
Hate to burst your bubble, but hearing it here first is probably better than getting walked after making the trip out there.
Best of luck my man
YB
Hi Jalrey,
The written request thing is OK, but as your friend mentioned, if presented in the wrong way could come off like a list of chores.
You might consider trying to build a little email communication (or even just a little discussion in the bar or as part of the negotiations in the room) with your intended courtesan prior to your arrival, and send the list in advance. This way you aren’t just springing a list of demands on her, and it gives her a chance to add her own input. Trust me, if you allow your lady to get involved, and incorporate her own ideas, and enjoy herself too, you will be a VERY happy guy!If it’s more of a fetish situation and you NEED for specific things to happen, then sate that clearly, but still approach it more like a collaboration, and less like demands (even if the request for her to do everything that you demand LOL…in that case: request first, demand during)
good luck!
YBTNT,
To answer part of your question: No, I don’t think that they would let you know if for some reason your appointment was cancelled. A) I think that would just be too much work for them to keep track of, and B) I’ve never given a Ph# or email, just my name, when making an appointment…for discretion’s sake I’d guess. Perhaps if you requested to be informed of a change they might accommodate, but most likely they’d apologize and suggest another very lovely lady to meet you in her stead.That said, I think it’s fairly unusual for that to happen.
Cherry,
Shy is a state of mind, not a terminal condition! I don’t mean to minimize your feelings, but my point is that you can move past those inhibitions, and Sheri’s is a great place to do that!
The ranch is populated by dozens of the most beautiful women imaginable, which can be intimidating, but there are also people from all walks of life that you’ll run in to there. Shy guys who are there for their first time, rowdy “Bros” looking to party, locals in for a drink and a meal, couples old and young who like hang out in the bar, and great bartenders, hostesses and support staff that for the most part are good natured and good humored about everything. In short, there’s no reason to be afraid! It’s a safe place to break out a slightly bolder version of yourself, explore new facets of your personality.
I’d suggest just going in to check it out, have a drink and a bite to eat in the bar, and see how it goes. Request a tour from one of the girls (A tip is customary). Maybe even take a guy friend along if that will make you more comfortable. Just be aware, that if you say that you are just there to eat, or don’t want to be approached by the ladies, they will respect that…so don’t assume you’re being ignored! (plus you can always request to talk to someone later.) Who knows you might decide that you would like to work there.
The bartenders there are indeed great! Alas my favorite of all time, Marci, is no longer there…and I miss her dearly!
Best of luck!
-YB
This info is mostly correct, however there are a couple of misconceptions that may change how you approach things…
The split of the party proceeds is definitely different, rather than the normal 50/50, when the limo is used. That cut goes towards covering the cost of the limo service, but does NOT go to the pockets of the drivers themselves. (Which would argue FOR tipping the drivers well). This extra cut necessarily lowers the amount that the courtesan takes home for her services. Although not an official surcharge, you can imagine that a lady might adjust her prices upwards to account for that.
Take home: Use the limo service if you like, especially if not using it would mean that you don’t make the trip at all…just realize that it is a convenience that will likely preclude you from getting the absolute best price for a party. It’s a trade off. You just have to decide what works best for you.
Personally, I prefer to drive myself, but it’s a fairly easy trip from So Cal. If I were flying into Vegas from the East Coast, it might make more sense not to bother with rental cars, directions to Pahrump, driving, staying sober etc and just relax and travel there in style.
have fun!
YBJohn Doe – I understand your concern, but there is just no realistic way to quote you a price ahead of time. (Don’t forget it’s also illegal for them to do so) It also wouldn’t be accurate for me, or anyone else, to tell you what we have spent…every patron, courtesan, party parameters and situation is different. Please don’t assume that the ladies are being evasive…they really just aren’t able to talk prices outside of their rooms.
I know this sucks for first timers who are just trying to get a ballpark figure for a budget together, so I’ll pass along a little analogy that I once read, courtesy of the lovely Sensual Phoenix:
Price ranges are roughly equivalent to those of a fine watch…some can be had for $$$ (house minimum), others go all the way up to $,$$$, or $$,$$$ or even $$$,$$$. It all depends on what type of watch (experience) you want to have.
My advice is to bring as much as you can, pick a lady or two that catches your eye (if you can get a little email twitter dialogue going, that’s even better), and then see if they can work within your budget. In most cases, unless you have unreasonable expectations, something can be arranged.
Good luck
-YBKeep in mind those taxi fare estimates also don’t account for the wait-time while you’re partying.
And as far as hiring a limo/town car driver, that’s probably looking at 3hrs, at the very least…again, probably in the $200-300 range.If you can’t drive yourself, then maybe you can share the trip out with a friend who’s willing to be your wing man.
The “free” limo is the next best option, even if it’s less than ideal. I put free in quotes because you still really should tip the driver, and since the driver is paid for by a % of your party price (lowering the take home $$ for your companion) it reduces your bargaining power.
Just some things to consider. However you get there, just have fun!
-YB
Hey CT couple,
I’ve seen/heard that with a little communication and planning, there’s a lot that can be done at Sheri’s. Add in a little imagination and I think you could get pretty damn close to making this scenario happen for your wife.
As Firefighter pointed out there are some legal statutes, and some house rules, to navigate so the best approach would be to enlist the help of Ranch Mama Dena, and one of Sheri’s Courtesans…
There are lots of special role play requests that people have, so they can guide you on what will and won’t fly within the rules. Likely, an actual courtesan will need to be involved (and therefore paid) in order to be legal, but no one says what she has to do. So, if the “Client” and your wife came in as a couple, you could arrange for a “courtesan for the night” role play scenario, where perhaps they set up a mock line-up, the client could select your wife, then head back to the room for negotiations and the subsequent party. The Sheri’s Courtesan would play the role of “mentor, or big-sis”, and then duck out for the rest. Of course all of the details could be discussed and actual booking could be handled ahead of time. I’d bet that there are at least a few of the girls who would be willing to give your wife a little bit of a behind the scenes glimpse into their world, and help her live out her fantasy.The trick may be finding a guy. I think they’d frown on you trying to proposition any customers that may be there, so bringing your own partner might work better. Hell, I’d be willing to play the Client part…I think it sounds pretty hot! 😉
Anyway, I’d begin by emailing Dena and/or have your wife build a bit of a rapport with some of the ladies to discuss things, and go from there.
Best of luck!
-YBThe title of this post is a bit misleading…If you read the article, it’s not denying the existence of the G-spot, it’s just suggesting that the nomenclature, or classification of it as a separate organ is inaccurate.
Their research indicates that the G-spot may actually be an interior portion of the clitoris, thus making orgasms stimulated by either the visible clitoris, or the g-spot/clitoral regions, both “clitoral” orgasms (as opposed to vaginal ones). Look at the diagrams showing the clitoral tissues…the visible part is just the tip of the iceberg! (So to speak 😉 )
But who cares how orgasms are labelled, just as long as they are happening, no?!
Oh and YES, Char’s “G-spot” does exist, and it most definitely works :)))
JGhost – I think you’re going to have a blast, just based on your attitude. You’re looking for a little adventure, and going a little outside of your comfort zone. I think most of the women there will respond positively to that. In my observations, it’s the guys that walk in there with a demanding, condescending, arrogant attitude that end up dissapointed. Definitely, be up front about your budget, and any “bucket list” items, and then most likely your date will do her best to make it happen. It’s worth it to be a gentleman. Trust me.
Dena – I’m truly flattered!…But why you wanna tease a fella like that?! You know you’re my favorite forbidden fruit 😉 Ah, well I can always dream!
First off: Slow your roll, JGhost! RanchMana Dena is indeed a nice woman, but she is NOT on the menu!! (At least as far as I know) ;)) LOL Dena is the manager there…and keeps everything running smoothly.
Definitely hang with your friends, and definitely do a little gambling just for the experience. There’s no need to go crazy, just budget a few bucks to play blackjack with, or betting a few dollars on a football game is a good way to do that without breaking the bank. You’ll be pretty safe in Vegas if you aren’t completely clueless. The casinos are heavily monitored, and it’s good business to keep guests safe. Outside on the street, just common sense will keep you out of most trouble.
As for Sheri’s here is how I would do it –
– Rent a car, and drive yourself. It’s the most flexible and cost effective way.
– Block off 4-6hrs to be “missing”, 1hr+ driving each way, 1hr for a drink at the bar chit chat, negotiations, admin., and AT LEAST 1hr for naked fun time.
– Look at the list of “Scheduled Ladies” and find 2-3 that you like.
– Once you arrive, enter the bar side door (I personally detest the Lineup process) and ask the hostess to speak with the women you are interested in.
-Find the one you click with, go back and have a great time!Dress however you are comfortable. I’ve seen guys in t shirts and shorts to suits and all in between.
Another thing, if your friends wanted to come along, there is a bar and restaurant where they could hang out and wait for you while you party. Lots of locals come in just to have food or drinks, without any intention of heading back with one of the ladies.Good luck!
-YB
