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  • #18554
    Azru007
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    Apologies Sir Flint, my visit was with family unfortunately and not a visit to Sheri’s. That isn’t due until June 21st.

    I’m updating this thread with good news: I’ve gathered together the money to party! Just have to change it for higher denominations since less counting more playing seems to be a good idea. 😉

    #18430
    Azru007
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    My apologies Lady Angel, I was out of town for a few days.

    It’s settled then I will wear a tux for a future visit when we’ll both be at the Ranch. 😉

    Now that I’m back from my trip out of town I don’t have anything going on between now and then so all my focus will be going into preparing for my visit!

    #18330
    Azru007
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    Flint don’t forget Rayna. 😉

    I’m partial to Dr. Helen Noel (TOS Episode: Dagger of The Mind) and Andrea (TOS Episode: What Are Little Girls Made Of?)

    #18324
    Azru007
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    @Flint – I suppose you’re right sir. That’s a good idea to create a thread of Trek Ladies and favorite episodes.

    @Lady Angel – Definitely next time m’lady Angel! 😉 Shall I wear a ‘Hello, my name is: 007’ sticker so you know who I am or shall I just dress the part of 007?

    #18282
    Azru007
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    What are accepted formats of tips to the ladies? I was thinking of tipping with an Amazon Gift Card and then after I return from my visit to send a card with another gift card.

    By the way when sending cards, gifts, flowers, I can send to Sheri’s Ranch with the lady’s name and it will be delivered is that right?

    #18279
    Azru007
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    @Flint – You’re correct sir, it was a Flint/Rayna conversation. I personally found the scene most impactful in that episode, however; the whole episode is one of my favorites in the original series.

    @Diesel – If Lady Angel’s calendar is correct we’ll sadly miss each other by two days. I won’t arrive until June 21st and her last day is the 19th. If I were to chase every lady I want to meet I’d end up spending all my money on airfare and none on them, haha! Fortunately and with hope and fortune this won’t be my first and only visit – the next one would be around my birthday: November 15th. I think for the time being it’s better to focus on just one visit at a time.

    #18269
    Azru007
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    @Flint – Yes, I find it a bit odd that there’s no PM function on the forum. Not that it’s a big deal or anything. This thread is both for information and a historical record since the act of sex for the first time might just leave me starstruck. You’re very welcome sir and if I may say the avatar as well as username seems quite fitting for the board.

    The Immortal Flint would say that, my reasons for visiting Sheri’s has to do with thirst and being a flower in the desert.

    @Angel – Thank you Lady Angel. I was seriously worried I would not be able to visit that the doctor would find something seriously wrong. While I’m by no means wealthy or well-off money isn’t the object of the reason of my visit which is why I was unconcerned about losing the portion to airfare if I had to call it off.

    Even so I am somewhat worried because the aesthetics of my penis are no longer as attractive to me and so I wonder as long as a penis is clean and not displaying telltale signs of STD I shouldn’t worry too much, is that about right?

    I’ll see another doctor before I rent a car and gain a second opinion and have about another month to make further lifestyle changes.

    #18268
    Azru007
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    Thank you for asking this question SpankyJ. Thank you also to those who replied. This is also a question I had since I intend to negotiate a multi-pop party.

    #18267
    Azru007
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    Robert, I can see right now that Flint’s reaction would match his avatar portrait.

    Back to the subject at hand, Lady Angel you’re correct. If memory serves Germany legalized country-wide prostitution. The result was a flood of ladies and a sharp decline in quality. Moreover it didn’t curtail the darker aspects associated with prostitution such as sex trafficking and pimps.

    I will say that it looks good on paper not to mention great for State and Federal revenues. Unfortunately it’s a complicated issue that’s unlikely to be resolved anytime soon.

    #18206
    Azru007
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    I’m very happy to report that my doctor gave me a clean bill of sexual health. Apparently my issue was a raised vein due to poor circulation it’s mostly gone back to normal (thank goodness), so it means more exercise, more water and less tight fitting boxer shorts.

    By the way having a healthy libido and not doing anything about it for almost two weeks is not a great way to live. You might say that I’ll be visiting to promote good health, haha!

    Should I still be worried about the DC?

    @Flint – By the way sir Flint, unless I’m missing something we’re unable to PM forum participants. I want to share that you have good taste in entertainment Star Trek The Original Series and specifically the episode Requiem for Methuselah. Is that why you visit Sheri’s so that you can caress a smoothness and inhale a fragrance without the other side of mortality or immortality for that matter?

    • This reply was modified 8 years ago by Azru007.
    #18163
    Azru007
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    I’m experiencing the same as you, sir Flint.

    #18159
    Azru007
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    Lady Allissa, perhaps while you were writing your reply you had just finished masturbating, going to do it next, had done it that day or otherwise crossed it from your to-do list? 😉

    What gives me balance?
    Focusing on my own inner light, reading, writing, nature and of course … masturbating.

    Thank you Lady Ayla for a brilliant idea. 🙂 You helped me to discover what I do for fun and entertainment and what keeps me balanced.

    #18158
    Azru007
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    Maverick,

    Thank you again my friend. I was all set to cancel my visit due to medical reasons until I read your post now barring those reasons I’m going to continue on as planned. Years do pile up and as it is I’ve waited too long and I don’t want to wait any longer and watch those ‘years’ turn into ‘decades.’

    You also mentioned ‘paying it forward’ and that’s another reason I want to continue. So that I may ‘pay it forward’ to other potential visitors. Life is too short, youth is fleeting and it’s better to take a glorious risk than regret never having done so.

    If my doctor gives me a clean bill of sexual health I will be at the bar on June 21st around noon, if you’re there (or any other time I happen to be visiting). I would like to buy you a beer and drink to your honor, sir.

    I in turn hope all is well with you and yours my friend.

    #18157
    Azru007
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    Thank you again Diesel a very good point. I have a doctor’s appointment set for Tuesday and I’ll be going in for a wellness exam either late May or early June and be able to follow-up.

    My plane tickets are non-refundable so if I have to cut losses that will be the least of them.

    Needless to say I’m taking very good care of the twig and giggleberries so that I can be confident to pass the DC and have some fun while visiting.

    #18148
    Azru007
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    My apologies for my delayed reply.

    @Flint – Thank you once again sir. I see now that my question would be confusing ‘would this’ is correct. Thankfully Lady Angel was able to decipher and is correct that’s it’s the ladies names that I would convey upon being greeted.

    @Lady Angel – Thank you again m’lady. You got it perfectly!

    @Diesel – Thank you, sir. I have a GPS on my iPhone and there’s a Walgreens on the way to Sheri’s that I can pick up plenty of water.

    I was actually thinking of canceling my trip since I’m about to start extensive dental work and have an issue which might cause me to fail the DC (even though I’ve never had sex) or at least make my penis grotesque. However; I’m continuing on as planned since a lot can happen between now and June.

    Once I post that the rental car has been reserved that will be it, I’m on my way and nothing short of Zeus’ thunderbolt will stop me from seeing the journey through to the end!

    #17726
    Azru007
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    Thank you again Lady Angel. Haha, I happen to have a very nice bike the problem is that I’m three hours away by flight so … it would take me quite a while to get there just biking. 😉

    Thank you Techieguy80 for the welcome and advise I shall definitely remember to put the pedal to the metal when going up the mountain in the economy car.

    I shall reserve one shortly now that my research in the area has been completed. I had no idea that the car rental was a shuttle away from the airport which makes the commute that much easier.

    I have another question: What is the etiquette in being greeted by the hostess? Aside from being polite and saying ‘hello.’? Do I shake her hand? There are a few ladies I’m interested in seeing this would be important information to convey to her would that be correct?

    Thank you again I’m sure I’ll have more questions and news as my trip nears. 🙂

    #17725
    Azru007
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    I agree with Flint you have a wonderfully blunt way of speaking Lady Angel and such a well-worded and informative post.

    Maverick, it’s good to see you again sir. Thank you again for lending your assistance on my newbie thread years ago.

    As for myself in planning my first visit to the brothel one of the deciding factors is the safety, security and comfort of the ladies within. And if I may be selfish a bit for myself as well.

    I thought of a sexcation to Amsterdam or Bangkok and decided against it since those places can be very morally black areas and I would be adding to the problem of sex trafficking.

    I never considered escorts or street walkers since not only is the morality just as questionable my safety and security is at risk and I could end up jailed (this would probably be the best outcome of all of them) or I could end up with a disease or losing my life or my money.

    Deciding on the ranch I came to the conclusion that it’s as morally white as it can possibly be. The risk of a disease is either very low or non-existent. The fact that it’s legal means that there’s no risk of being arrested. So it really is the best choice.

    Wishing all the ladies and clients the best.

    #17682
    Azru007
    Participant

    Haha, thank you Lady Angel I sincerely appreciate the assurance to share. 🙂 I’m hoping to build a working relationship with the lovely ladies of the Ranch before I bring out the kinky toy box of sexual fantasies.

    Fair is fair so I’ll share a fantasy that may or may not be kinky: A multi-girl party, I get to wear cat ears, a collar and a leash. The lady holding the leash leads me to the rooms of the other ladies of the party and told to … copulate with them on the floor (no beds for this animal) before finishing with the lady holding the leash. 😉

    I’m not allowed to speak any words every sound I make is to be in meows and purrs.

    #17681
    Azru007
    Participant

    Thank you once again Flint. If Google Maps is accurate it looks to be a fairly straight forward drive.

    Thank you Lady Angel for such a warm welcome! I’m really looking forward to a hopefully amazing experience. 😀

    I do have a travel question: Will can economy car get me from Las Vegas to Sheri’s Ranch? Or do I need something with a bit more oomph to get over the mountains?

    #17616
    Azru007
    Participant

    Thank you again, Flint and Thank you Lady Alex. 🙂

    I’m very happy that I decided to come out to visit later rather than sooner gives me plenty of time to work out all the details so that I can focus more on having a wonderful time instead of being anxious.

    I’ve decided on renting a car and save the complimentary limo for another time, I’m going to make this a ‘Journey of Firsts’ so first time to Las Vegas, first time renting-a-car, first time visiting Sheri’s Ranch … and hopefully more ‘firsts’ to go from there, haha. 😉

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