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You’re not weird 3D. “Rocks” has a raunchy vibe and “Fade into You” is a melancholy “Crash into Me” (Dave Mathews Band). It’s great to have songs that bring a certain lady to mind, if only there were a way to see the lady again.
best regards,
PretenderTwitter–where fantasy meets reality in 140 characters. No pretense there! Yes, you will have more followers if you do porn videos like JR, but will they still like you on Facebook?
XOXO Pretender
Big trouble at the Ranch. Say it ain’t so. Where you lead, I will follow–with pleasure!
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PretenderSouthpaw,
Your song choice, “Do What You Want” by Lady Gaga has been approved by the Brothel Music Critics Commission (BMCC). In the words of a courtesan, “you can pay me to f*** you, but you can’t pay me to like you.” Party on!
I am fortunate that seven courtesans at SR have been so kind to party with me. I will withhold their names to protect their reputations. They are all very sweet and wonderful.
Hey SP, in the words of John McEnroe, “you can not be serious.” You would actually enjoy listening to this “music”(A$AP Rocky) while having sex with a lady at SR? I think you are putting us on. May I suggest an alternative? How about “Only Girl in the World” by Rihanna? You could still show off your MMA moves while impressing the lady with your sensitive side. lol.
ps: Great to see you back on the Forum. Hope you have been well and occasionally escape from New York.
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pretenderHello Jazz Singer,
Do not assume a lady does not want to meet with you, even if you did not receive a response to your most recent email. All the reasons Allissa and YB stated are correct. The Sheri’s Ranch email system is notorious for technical glitches. I once emailed a lady expressing a desire to meet her and did not receive a reply until after I had already visited the Ranch returned to my home. I had assumed she was not interested, so I did not ask for her while I was at the Ranch. She explained, even apologized, that she did not receive my email for more than two weeks after it was sent. She hoped I was not offended and had a good time with another lady at the Ranch. I did enjoy my visit, but I wish I had also met this lady, who is no longer at the Ranch.
The ladies at the Ranch are skilled professional, adult entertainers. They are very empathetic and want you to have a good experience. If the lady you desire is not available, talk to the hostesses. They will help you find a lady to fulfill your needs.
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PretenderOkay, I suffered through “Pony” and “Birthday Sex,” but I just couldn’t make it through all of “Closer”–sorry Erin. What raunchy music! Go back forty years and listen to “Backdoor Man” by the Doors. They were considered “bad boys.” On the lighter side, I wish I had “Moves Like Jagger” (Maroon 5), but not even in my prime, did I ever have moves. After listening to “Goodnight California” (Kathleen Edwards) I’m not sure I could bear to visit the Ranch again. Great voice, dismal, depressing song.
There was a very sweet lady who would ask me what type of music I would like to hear during our party and I would answer, “just play what you like sweetheart.” Sometimes she would be so into the music, she would break into song, “At Last” (Etta James or Ella Fitzgerald). She had a lovely voice. She also had moves.
But my personal favorite would be “Because the Night” by 10,000 Maniacs (Natalie Merchant lead singer) or maybe “Somebody’s Baby” (Jackson Browne).
Yes, the price you pay is expensive. The House takes half of the courtesans earnings and the Nevada Brothels have a monopoly on clean, safe, legal sex in the USA. The ladies are trying to make a living, the need to charge a high price is understandable. Each lady is a sole source provider. They are all different individuals and have different prices for their service. Buying or selling intimacy is not easy to do. The emotional toll on both the buyer and seller is very high. It is no wonder many of the ladies have short careers as sex workers.
I would say a successful negotiation is when you feel you did not pay more than you could afford to pay and you do not feel you insulted or took advantage of the lady with your offer. Do not haggle. If you can not reach a price agreement by exchanging two offers, then express your regret and leave. The lady may be using the negotiation as a way of saying she does not want to party with you. Isn’t it kinder to let the gentleman believe he can’t afford the price, rather than telling him he is too undesirable.
JMK007,
Without a doubt, the Lady Char will make you glad you chose to “die another day.” I am glad you are treating yourself again since, “you only live twice.” As for the second lady, she is “for your eyes only.”
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PretenderKane,
The minimum Bungalow party price is $xxxx (price listed on the sign on the piano in the parlor). The complicating factor is the limo service. My understanding is the driver receives 30% of the negotiated party price instead of a fixed amount. Ladies have to factor the limo driver’s share into their negotiations. Even though the limo is complimentary, you will likely pay a higher party price, to compensate the lady for the reduction in her share paid to the limo driver. If any one has different information, please comment.
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PretenderThe surprise is up on Emma’s profile webpage. She has revealed the beautiful face that goes with her lovely body.
Such mysterious eyes. Emma, your face is much too pretty to hide. Thank you for sharing.Best Wishes,
PretenderThank you, Ranchmama Dena, for letting us know Amy is happy and well. She fulfilled the dreams of so many clients, it gives me pleasure to know she is pursuing and achieving her own dream. “Hugs and Kisses” to Amy.
“Life is a dream and the dreams are dreams.” –Pedro Calderon de la Barca
Eva,
I am so glad you revealed your actual measurements in another post (6 Things U Never Would Have Guessed). You have very nice curves and the 30AA-20-20 misnomer was driving me to distraction. Your new pictures are a real attention grabber (very sexy).
Best wishes,
PretenderYou are so right, Pierced. It is not the start for which the poets compose sonnets, but the culmination that inspires. Watching the sunrise with Allissa is truly inspirational. Here’s to the “little” vixen in your future.
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pretenderHello Pierced,
Great review, thanks for sharing your experience with us. With Allissa, it is so easy to feel the connection. She is sweet and genuine.
By the way, this jukebox, shy guy with a hearing deficit and the lady saying “I can’t hear you” thing is starting to make a whole lot more sense to me. Maybe we just needed to find a nice quiet booth or go soak in the jacuzzi. lol I won’t ask what the decision was on the bathing suit vs. birthday suit question. It’s all good.
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PretenderMissAmy,
You are a fraud. I am sure you enjoyed having people of integrity and sincerity respond to your puerile prank. You owe everyone an apology. I am not amused by your sick joke. I will not waste another moment of my time contemplating how your mind became so twisted. You are contemptible and pathetic.
JM007,
Simply outstanding! Glad you had a happy transformation. The Lady Char is known for “out-of-body” and “out-of-mind” experiences, so transformation is understandable. Thanks for sharing.
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pretenderJmk007,
Congratulations on a very successful first trip to the Ranch. What you revealed of your experience is very interesting. If you care to share, I would like to hear more, but please don’t take this as a demand or challenge. Maybe you could give more details in the “Share an Experience” section of this Forum or post individual reviews on the personal profile page of each lady. You could tell us about the three ladies you shared intimate time with. What were the three different styles you perceived the ladies would have? Were you able to stay within the budget you had saved over a long period of time? Whatever you want to share. You have a unique perspective on the first time experience at a brothel.
Best regards,
Pretender
