Violet

Hi Earl!

First of all don’t be nervous, just breathe, you are going to have an amazing time 🙂

1. Just be sure to tell your lady in advance your concerns so that the two of you can discuss the options if that were to occur. Maybe you could consider multiple orgasms or maybe you could turn the rest of the time into teaching….

2. Don’t worry…[Read more]

Hi @brbp90x,

4. If all you want to drink is water that is completely up to you; the bartender will not turn you away if you only order water. In fact she may even offer you the option of bottled or tap 😉

5. Technically since we are on shifts there will be ladies available, but keep in mind that we do sleep sometimes 😉 I don’t entirely…[Read more]

Hi matt,
I would definitely start by emailing the lady so that you can start to get to know each other through there. However, since I read that you picked Erin you will have no problem feeling comfortable and building a romantic chemistry! She is an amazing person and so much fun….so I know you will have an amazing time 🙂

Hi John Doe,
You do not necessarily need to worry about what shift she is on. As long as she knows in advance that you are coming, then she can try to plan accordingly. Also, you could try emailing her and asking her if 10pm on that certain day is alright with her. That way you can converse through email first and if there is a conflicting problem…[Read more]

Hi matt,
Yes, you are absolutely safe here and do not have to worry about getting std’s. All of us ladies are tested regularly and are only allowed to work as long as we are cleared by the doctor 🙂

Hi Kyle,
You do not need to worry about your age as that is not an important factor. What is important is that you come in with a positive attitude and respect for the ladies. As long as that is the case then you will be welcomed with open arms 🙂

Hi Rick!
I am glad that you decided to book a trip out to the ranch! You are going to have an absolutely amazing time and there is no need for you to feel anxious or fearful. All of us ladies are completely understanding to everyone’s situations and we do our best to make you feel as comfortable as possible 🙂 Your story does not scare me to death…[Read more]

I’m sorry to hear about your shoulder, but lucky for you our ladies are amazing at giving a little TLC and pampering 🙂 Hope to see you soon 🙂

Hi Kane,
You are more than welcome to search any date throughout the rest of the year on the Search ladies by date page. There are some ladies that have their schedules set for the rest of the year so you might be able to see a few of the ladies that will be here. However, there are some of us that only have a couple months in advance planned. So…[Read more]

Hi Joe,
We understand that everyone is on a budget and we do our best to work with you! Just understand that you can’t get a four course meal for the price of a happy meal…Like Allissa said we’ll get you laid!

You’re very welcome and I am glad you are finally going to stop wondering what if! When are you planning on making your way to the ranch? 🙂

Hi ChelseaFCFan,
Don’t be worried about having to initiate dates or anything like that, the process is very easy. You can either just pick a lady when you get here or you can email a few ladies before you get here and get to know them before hand. You can either make an appointment with a certain lady for a certain day or you can just play it by…[Read more]

Hi Corner of My Eye!
Our ladies are definitely first rate and you will have an amazing time here! The ladies are absolutely beautiful inside and out! Since we can’t talk about prices until you get to the ranch, the best advice I can give you is to come with an open mind and an open wallet lol Seriously though there are so many factors that go into…[Read more]

Hi mrpaul!
As others have mentioned there are a couple ways you can go about determining who will be here during your visit.
You can search the ladies by date and look at the lineup for the time you are planning on coming.
Also, if there is a particular lady you are interested in you can email her directly and try to coordinate your schedule with hers. 🙂

Hi Thinker!
You should definitely stop by at least for a tour and who knows maybe you will feel comfortable enough to end up partying with a lady!

Hi Mik4384,
I never thought anyone would ask that question! It’s always do you speak Spanish or French, which I would love to learn but don’t currently know. But I do know sign language 🙂 I don’t really have anyone to practice with anymore so I am just a little bit rusty, but I do still remember 🙂

Hi John Antonio,
I have had parties with many couples and many of them have emailed me weeks later saying the same thing: It was a great experience that strengthened their relationship. It really is a fun dynamic for everyone involved as long as you both are completely honest about what you are and aren’t comfortable with. If you have always…[Read more]

Hi ShyGuy,
It is really up to you and what you feel comfortable with! If you would like to meet your lady in the bar and talk for a few minutes before going on a tour and going back to her room that is perfectly fine 🙂

Rocky,
Every lady does her negotiations different, but don’t be afraid to say exactly what you want in negotiations. That is the time to be completely upfront and honest about what you are looking for in a party. For me personally, it is not so scripted like you do this first, then put your leg here, then move to the left, etc… Like Kellie said…[Read more]

That sounds like a plan! I can’t wait! When are you coming? 🙂