Angel Parr

Harry Dick: Yes I do Sally…hold on a minute while my Viagra(TM) takes effect.
Sally: Ok Harry…..hey, now wait, that’s not Viagra(TM) you popped…that was some marijuana brownies Leto brought in from Denver…..!
Harry Dick: WTF?…..wait until I…..I……ohhhhhh…….hey that ceiling looks cooolllll man….

If you have the option to use Saran wrap, I’d suggest you use that. Like Firefighter said, dental dams can be much harder to see through and the Saran wrap seems to be satisfactory. The good thing about dental dams is that they can taste like strawberries, but they are also fairly pricy. The cons of plastic wrap is that it can be harder to apply…[Read more]

Perhaps decide ahead of time whch ladies you want tp party with and coordinate your schedules?

Thanks for tell us about the party. I wish i could have two parties in one day with any lady, much less Montana.

I thought that women and men get an optical check of their genitals?

can you look at the ladies coming soon page and get an idea?

Paul, it seems you are well-accustomed to the underground market for prostitution. If you believe it works well and is much less costly, I am curious what is bringing you to a legal brothel? I mean that sincerely and respectfully.

I will attempt to answer your question first by alluding to automobile insurance. In the United States, it is…[Read more]

I wish I could attend….

firefighter how often have condoms slipped off in hot tubs or Jacuzzis?

That sounds like a good plan. Not meeting your expectations is a sure way to degrade or ruin a party.

Thanks for your responses, y’all.

No the ladies cannot leave the Ranch for any parties or tours. AFAIK you have to look over each lady’s bio separately. If you know when you will be at the Ranch you can look at the ladies coming soon pages and see which ones overlap.

And we love you! Thanks for your thoughtful post and appreciation of our profession!

Everything is negotiable love! My only suggestion is if you know you are on a budget don’t expect a high roller package 🙂 Come talk to use we’ll get ya laid 🙂

Send me an email Lyndon, or other girls you are interested an see if you click. You don’t know who you feel comfortable with talking too till you dip that toe in the water 🙂

We do have private Jacuzzi tubs that is like a bath tub and jets which is the only tub that gets emptied, cleaned, and sanitized after each use so it would be your only option. Although I do not recommend condoms and play under water so it would have to be at the discrepancy of the lady! It is a fun activity but one you must think clean when…[Read more]

You are more than welcome Alissa. You may not remember me, but we partied about September of last year, I believe. I was not using the Hoochie Coochie Man label then. We emailed in advance, made an appointment to meet in the bar, had an all-nighter in a bungalow. I am from Texas, if that helps your memory. Anyway, it was a great party! I…[Read more]

So Im def on the naughty list this year… Came in late to work! But good news is you can catch me here a little bit longer! I will be available the 12-18th, send me an email pretty please 🙂

Thanks hoochie coochie Man!!