Amber Lynn

The man was a genius, can only imagine the things he would have to say about the world today.

I would think they would let you substitute the package items for something else comparable on the menu, but you could ask the office when you call to reserve the package. The number is on the page linked above.

I understand that’s not possible for everybody to do, but I encourage everybody to take some time while you are visiting to relax and enjoy great company, don’t spend the whole trip stressing over the next party. From what I have seen most people do this, but I know the first few times I visited I didn’t.

Not hokey at all Kane, as a matter of fact I have been to the ranch several times in the last few months just to spend time hanging around the bar and courtyard with the lovely ladies of Sheri’s. It’s very surreal to do just that, where else can you go and sit with beautiful, smart, funny women all day? I do indulge in a party as often as…[Read more]

I hope some of the ladies will be willing to chime in here. If not, I know some of them have other jobs, some go to school, I’m not sure if any work at other brothels. This is probably a majority of the ladies primary job for now, though they may be working on a future business on the side. Some of them just relax when away from the Ranch and…[Read more]

Assuming I knew it was going to be my last party, I’d like to go all out and have as many ladies as possible in Playland. If that were to actually happen, I’m sure it would end with me being the happiest guy on earth and dying of a heart attack.

I’ve seen the whole range of what you listed above, granted some of those “visitors” are just coming in for a tour or to eat lunch. All of those options are acceptable, but if you are planning to party I’d dress up a notch with a dress shirt and shorts or jeans depending on the season. You know what they say “every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp…[Read more]

If you’re not nervous & excited driving up to the Ranch the first time, you might want to check your pulse! It still raises my blood pressure when I pull up and I’ve been there countless times, just know that’s normal and once you walk inside and sit down for a few minutes you will relax. That relaxation will stay with you until one of the…[Read more]

Yes, it appears they have snuck several new sets of pictures in recently, all of them are must see!

Also see:
Allissa
Emma
Erin
Michelle Lai

While not certain, sitting in the bar during my visits I believe I have seen several sets of parents with their adult kids come in for a tour of the place. Usually it appears they are with one of their kids and their significant other. The only time I recall seeing a member of “the group” party was a few years ago, a Dad had brought his Son in for…[Read more]

Hey John, Gryph has given you some great advice above. I’ll just add to your follow up question on #2, I’d definitely give a brief 1 or 2 sentence summary of what you are looking for, just don’t write a book or the lady may not make it through it all. It can be difficult arranging time with 2 ladies too far in advance because schedules do change…[Read more]

I think that’s a great idea Gorilla, the ladies are always posting on social media while in the bar and at the Ranch in general so I don’t know why it couldn’t happen. The obstacles I see are: 1) Would have limitations in the bar not being able to show guests or other courtesans who don’t show their faces online, 2) The internet connection may not…[Read more]

She is definitely darling! I remember sitting in the bar with her while she was working on this, she put a lot of thought into it and it shows.

They do serve breakfast at the Ranch, it’s been a while since I’ve eaten it there, but last time I did it was pretty good. I’m not sure of the exact times you can get it either, but the office should be able to tell you when you check in.

Not sure about the Ranch, but here in Vegas we had several rounds of heavy rain yesterday (along with lots of lightning) and a couple rounds of lighter rain today.

Your best bet would be to stop on Blue Diamond road on your way out of Vegas, just before you leave civilization there is a Terrible’s gas station on the left side of the road. From there to the next bathroom it’s about 45 minutes to the Lakeside Casino on Homestead road (make sure you go in the Casino side and not the gas station, there are no…[Read more]

Gryphon, just saw your review, glad to see you had such a great time! Looks like Amber did a great job, as always, getting you acclimated to the ranch and an excellent choice with CiCi as well.

Good work! Thought I didn’t see the bin in the bar last night, maybe that’s the one that is now outside your room? Haha

I love boobs!!! I don’t have a preference real or fake, big or small, as long as they look good and feel good, it doesn’t matter if it’s a mouthful or a handful. Sometimes implants can be hard, nobody wants to grab a couple softballs. I will say the stripper I have spent the most money on ever, had smaller boobs, but they fit her body type and…[Read more]

Allissa cheated, she was there, hahaha. I would have got 5 out of 7.